Paparazzi 1/13/17

Neil Patrick-Harris Talks To His Kids As Sean Connery … Neil somestimes talks to his kids as Sean Connery. He does a great impression of Sean.  Audio

Business Insider claims San Diego Chargers fans began egging the team’s headquarters after they announced they were moving to Los Angeles.

Lee Greenwood is going to perform God Bless the USA at Donald Trump’s inauguration.

French police have charged a 63 year-old man in connection with Kim Kardashian’s robbery. Several other men are still under investigation.

Weird Al Yankovic is releasing all 15 of his albums in an accordion box set.

Lady Gaga won’t be playing Donatella Versace in American Crime Story 3. The series will chronicle the death of Donatella’s brother, designer Gianni Versace.

New Movies Opening Tonight: Monster Trucks (Rated PG) and Sleepless (Rated R).

Drake has gotten permission from J Lo’s father to marry her.

Selena Gomez’s mother Mandy has told Justin Bieber to stay away from her. She knows how he negatively affects her daughter.

Thieves broke into Soulja Boy’s home and stole $20,000 worth of cash and possessions. Surveillance cameras caught one of the thieves on camera.

Khloe Kardashian On James Corden … while playing a game with James, Khloe eats a fish eye to avoid answering a question about O.J. Simpson. AUDIO

Ed Sheeran’s new CD Divide is going to be released on March 3rd.

Robin Thicke is being accused of child abuse. The site says the DCFS is investigating him over allegations he abused his 6 year old son Julian by spanking him more than once. Robin’s ex, Paula Patton, wants his visits monitored because of the claim.

Paul Anka is going to preform “My Way” at Donald Trump’s inauguration.

Rosie O’Donnell is trying to stop Donald Trump from becoming President. She tweeted: ”I FULLY SUPPORT IMPOSING MARTIAL LAW – DELAYING THE INAUGURATION – UNTIL TRUMP IS “CLEARED” OF ALL CHARGES. delay the day – do not swear him in until it is investigated – for the love of god america – we must stop the inaugruation”

James Corden says Pierce Brosnan was rude to him at a U2 concert.

Jack Black tells The Times Magazine that he is addicted to cheeseburgers. “I’m not an alcoholic. My vulnerability really is cheeseburgers. That’s my heroin.

Kanye West wants to fly to Paris to confront the suspects who robbed Kim Kardashian. A source tells the site: “Kim may be terrified to face the people who robbed her, but Kanye sure is hell isn’t.”

Uma Thurman is set to begin a custody battle with her ex over their four-year-old daughter. She petitioned to have the battle be done in private but the judge refused the motion.

Chris Rock kicks off his “Total Black” tour next month. He was testing his material at The Comedy Cellar in New York City. Dave Chappelle, Amy Schumer, and Aziz Ansari were on hand, too.

Ben Affleck doesn’t want his kids to go into acting. He says school plays and stuff is okay, but that’s it. He also gushed about Jennifer Garner’s culinary skills.

Christina and Tarek El Moussa may be splitting up, but the show must go on. The “Flip or Flop” stars are filming new episodes of their HGTV series even though they’re divorcing.

Natalie Portman that let slip that she got paid three times less than Ashton Kutcher for their 2011 romcom, “No Strings Attached.”

Madonna is getting ready to head behind the camera once again. In her new interview with “Harper’s Bazaar,” Madonna reveals that she’s planning to direct the movie “Loved.”

Janet Jackson may be the most pampered new mother ever. The 50-year-old gave birth to her first child Eissa with husband Wissam. Sources say that she and her son, Eissa, are being waited on hand and foot by nurses. Also, Janet’s mom, Katherine, is there with her, and Jermaine is on his way.

LL Cool J On Jimmy Kimmel … he talks about how he got his name. LL says he is not your typical rap guy with lots of cars. He says one day it dawned on him that this could all end, so he saves his money. AUDIO

Blowing out their candles:

Liam Hemsworth (27)

William Hung (34)

Orlando Bloom (40)

Shonda Rhimes, creator of Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice, and Scandal, (47)

former Grey’s star Patrick Dempsey (51)
country star Trace Adkins (55)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus (56)