VIRAL CLASSIC: Motherblankin’ “Bootleg” Fireworks {Video}

***WARNING: CONTAINS LOTS OF PROFANITY AND OFFENSIVE WORDS***

***WARNING: CONTAINS LOTS OF PROFANITY AND OFFENSIVE WORDS***

***WARNING: CONTAINS LOTS OF PROFANITY AND OFFENSIVE WORDS***

***WARNING: CONTAINS LOTS OF PROFANITY AND OFFENSIVE WORDS***

Ah, the Fourth Of July… Independence Day… the beginning of summer. Fun in the sun, backyard BBQs and dangerous, high-powered explosives. The good ‘ol USA!

This, right here, is an American viral classic.

Watch (or more accurately, “listen to”) this man lose his absolute mind when he realizes the neighborhood fireworks show has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

 

Let’s breakdown the action.

:00 Video begins

:13 First firework is set

:16 First utterance of profanity/appearance of apparent panic

:29 First round appears to end

:33 Videographer expresses joy and approval

:41 Videographer realizes the lawn (presumably his own) is on fire, seemingly has panic attack. Prayers and pleas for water ensue.

:59 Video ends.

Be safe everyone. Don’t buy bootleg fireworks.

(Be careful with the non-bootleg fireworks too!)

…and Happy Canada Day!

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